TU ERES GAY DISCRETO?
DISCRETA ES TU MAMÁ.
QUE SABE QUE ERES MARICON
Y NO TE DICE NADA.
-jenny holzer
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animals sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!” and thats just the culture
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me, a parent, getting ready to check up on the kid i carried for 9 months and raised for 20+ years: hey, i brought you some food it’s in the —
my shit ass kid:
me:
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Me on Grindr starting conversations literally the same way i would in any other social context involving a stranger: “Hi”
The gays:
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when megan fox said “my tit” (as her dying words) on Jennifer’s Body it changed the entire cinematic experience after 2009. no other movie had captured the millennial death experience better. in this essay I will-
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thehotstrangeryoullneverseeagain:
thehotstrangeryoullneverseeagain:
Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight
GUYS A MIRACLE HAPPENED OMG
THREE MIRACLES HAPPENED ?????
A MIRACLE HAPPENED FOR ME TOP. IM HOPING FOR MORE.
Reblogging for a miracle
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